I’m no football expert, but here are my predictions for the games. You might wonder how I come to these conclusions. Are they the end of result of countless calculations? Intense multi-variate analysis? No, this isn’t FiveThirtyEight. I use MAH GUT! Seriously, don’t put any money on these picks.
Baltimore at Tennessee (Saturday, 4:30 Eastern)
From what I see, Tennessee is favoured by three points right now. Am I reading that right? Pffft – Baltimore is going to take this one.
I’m not really counting on Joe Flacco to have a great game. He’s got good nerves and a great arm and he’s had success this season, but the playoffs are just different enough that I think the rookie’s only going to make a positive contribution for half the game. Either the first half or the second half, but I’m not sure which one. Maybe he has jitters that take two quarters to clear, or maybe he comes out gunslinging and the Titans make a halftime adjustment that staples Flacco to the turf every other play.
But none of that matters. Baltimore’s defense will come out like a beast. The Titans won’t be able to run the ball and Collins won’t be able to save them against the Ravens secondary. I’m not a believer in McGahee because he’s been tainted by his stint in Buffalo, but he and McClain will get the job done.
Prediction: 17-7 Ravens. Baltimore stuffs the Tennessee running game and Joe Flacco buys every member of the defence a steak dinner.
Arizona at Carolina (Saturday, 8:30 Eastern)
The Cardinals had everyone scratching their heads after last week’s victory over the Falcons. I barely remembered Edgerrin James was still on that team. Was that running game a fluke? That’s the key question. If James and the Cards have another game like that brewing somewhere up their asses, then they’ve got a life. Otherwise, the Panthers will make this ugly.
Running the ball effectively is a prerequisite for playoff success. That can’t be emphasized enough. There are other things like turnovers and special teams that I also believe are keys in the postseason, but this game is all riding on Edgerrin James. No pressure, buddy.
Prediction: 24-10 Panthers. Yeah, it was a fluke. But Warner goes down throwing.
Philadelphia at New York (Sunday, 1:00 ET)
By now you know I love the running game and New York has Earth, Wind, and Fire. But Earth is coming off that bum knee and even with the bye week, knees only heal so much. The Giants really need him in this game. Without him, they’ve been really uneven down stretch. Philadelphia, in contrast, has been resurgent. They needed big help to get into the playoffs, but only because the whole middle portion of their season was a disaster. The Eagles look like a real threat to go all the way, as long as they stay healthy. Westbrook especially, although if he gets bottled up for most of the game like he did last week. McNabb
Eli Manning finally got some respect in last year’s playoffs, but I still don’t think he’s good enough to win this all by himself. He needed Plaxico Burress’s big body to cover up a lot of throws that weren’t quite on the money. The Giants are all about balance and ramming the ball down your throat. They’ll do that if Brandon Jacobs can play four strong quarters.
Prediction: 27-17 Eagles. Mah Gut tells me Philadelphia rides on their momentum and New York finds out they can’t suddenly turn it on when they need to just like that.
San Diego at Pittsburgh (Sunday, 4:45 ET)
That was an impressive victory over the Colts last week, but the Chargers always have Peyton’s number. Pittsburgh has everyone’s number, at least when they’re on defence. The Steelers will win the overall defensive battle for yardage, although I think San Diego will win the battles on special teams and turnovers. Scifres is the greatest punter I’ve ever seen too, and Roethlisberger is either going to throw picks or fumble as he’s being sacked.
Sproles will try to run his ass off, but I can’t help thinking he’s going to be like a mosquito on the windshield of a speeding Dodge Sprinter. Willie Parker isn’t really that little, but he still doesn’t scream out “Pittsburgh football” to me. I miss Jerome Bettis. Anyhow, Parker should be decent but not good enough to take pressure off of the concussion patient.
To me, though, this one rests on the amount of pressure that Pittsburgh sustains on Philip Rivers. He’s one of the best pocket passers in the league but God have mercy on him whenever he’s in a hurry. If Rivers gets the chance to set his feet and step into all of his throws, he’ll be shooting pennies at hundred paces. If he has to make too many of his throws on the run or across his body before he’s ready, then a lot of balls are going to hit the ground.
Prediction: 24-21 Steelers. It’ll be a close one, but when it counts in the end, the Pittsburgh D will stiffen up and save the game.
Whoot! There it is! See you Sunday.
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